Kona Hei Hei Makes The Papers--Or At Least The Beta M T B

Of course, it gets kneecapped by the Transition Spur.  Oops.  Gotta say, too, that I love Konas, but the new Process X, Process 134 & Hei Hei really don't do it for me.  If the new Transition Patrol ever gets here, I think it's gonna do major damage to Kona in general.  It would suck if Kona became a brand you bought because the better bike wasn't available, kinda like the 2020s version of the 2010s-era Raleigh.