Execrable Frothy Effulent (Rick) Santorum Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Comparing Rick Santorum to actual santorum, the frothy mix of lube, cum, and shit that is the byproduct of anal sex, is an insult to the indelible stains on those sheets of yours.   (Rick) Santorum is dumber than dog shit, way dumber than even your average racist revanchist reactionary teabagger.  He's also dumber than the shit stains on your sheets you found after last weekend, so there's that.  The entire aggregate IQ of the entire Young America's Foundation AND Santorum's whole family including the stillborn ones couldn't flicker a half-watt bulb.  If jesus were real, he'd hate that cocksucker Santorum as much or worse than any motherfucker who ever lived.