Pro Tip: While Stephen Hayes Is Indeed An Insufferable Bad-Faith Racist Reactionary Propagandist And Eager Pissboy, He Is Also Dumber Than Dog Shit

Stephen Hayes really is that stupid.  He doesn't just lick boots and lave ballsacks for the money.  He loves the taste of it all.  He's too dumb to know any better, but he's a true pissboy heart and soul regardless.