Long Wheelbase Crit Machine?? How Did American Cyclists Get So Dumb

Jfc, how did cyclists turn into such fucking clueless twits?  Yeah, Idaho.  But this idiot seems like a serious rider and racer, yet he's fucking helpless.  I think this dipshit is conflating steep angles and an upright pedaling position.  Or something even more inane.  Gods dammit.  The bike industry and the internets have teamed up to make riders into idiots in order to sell awful shit to them.  It's sad.  Being a bike racer used to be an admission into an aesthetic and esoteric tradition.  Now it's all clueless morons who need their taxes raised buying wildly overpriced yet cheap and shabby garbage to keep the dying and intellectually and technologically bankrupt cycling industry alive.  Fucking white people suck.