Life Is Hard On The Appalachian Trail

What the fuck?  I almost--almost--can't believe that Mark Sanford would be dumb enough to violate a court order and break into his ex-wife's house during the middle of a political campaign.  Except, that he did really go AWOL while he was a governor and violate all sorts of policies as well as the public trust, such as it is in South Carolina, so he is certainly capable of the most asinine conduct.  Why the house?  Was he looking for something?  Planting something?  Dressing up in his ex-wife's latex Bo Peep outfit and taking pictures of himself rubbing one out for the Argentine paramour?  We may never know the answers to these questions, but tune in next time for another episode of Bullshit, or Not?