Boot Lickers On The Ground

It is really not possible to find the good guys in Syria.  We should have left light-bulb head Hafez al-Assad's idiot spawn in London in 2000 so he could continue to recommend stylish eyeglass frames instead of being forced into running a fucking country.  Right now we have the evil and stupid IDF and Fox "News" doing there best to sell Bashar al-Assad and his tattered Syria as some sort of existential threat to democracy, but not many of the usual suspects seem to be buying.  Perhaps we could end the fighting in Syria if we offer to set Assad up with a couple of Lenscrafters franchises in Utah and Wyoming in exchange for his abdication.