Let's Put The Chimps In Congress

We can protect Chimpanzees in the United States AND make our government better by replacing the teabaggers in Congress with chimps!  (An all-chimp Congress would probably do a better job of governing than the thing we have now, but firsties with teabaggers, and let's see what happens.)  Random chimps would have a greater understanding of their roles in Congress than teabaggers; chimps would understand the harm of bugfuck nutty political grandstanding better than teabaggers; chimps would be far less likely to be Koch-suckers than teabaggers; chimps would fling much less rancid shit around the place than the teabaggers.  The plan is chock full o' win.  Let's get those chimps in and those teabaggers out!