The World's Dumbest Parents?

Or just the weasellyest?  These parents were either wicked paranoid about liability or just the biggest assholes in the territory.  Parents of teenagers who are going to leave them in the house alone need to have rock-solid liability protection, because, duh.  If the parents were just being stupid and got their own fucking children arrested, well, they deserve an insane beatdown for atrocious parenting and decision-making.