Virag's Movie Reviews: Iron Man 3 (2013)

So, so tired.  The whole enterprise was obviously worn out and worn down in this one.  Besides a decided lack of energy and dumb shit piled all the way to the moon, this flick was finally killed by the whole nonsense with the kid.  A kid!  I would have loved to be in on the executive meeting when those studio clowns had to face the fact that it was waayyy too late to redo the risible Shane Black script or dump Black as the director.  Seriously, an Iron Man movie without any actual Iron Man is a loser from the start, and Black made it much worse with the frothing inanity of 3000°K bad guys.  3000°K!  What the fuck?  Anything that hot would not only cause the surrounding environment to burn or melt, but there is no fucking way that anything resembling a human being could maintain its structure at 3000°.  Fucking stupid.  Even dumber than the kid plot.  And why have a shitload of Iron Man suits only to destroy them as part of a cliched and poorly photographed scene?  So, so dumb, too.  This movie sucked.  Of course, Favreau has to feel good cuz his Iron Men look not so heinous now.