Would A Union Make Guitar Center Worth Your Business

I usually stay way far away from Guitar Center.  It sucks.  Really.  And most of the people who work there are douches.  I prefer to visit the local shops, especially the one owned by the dude who happens to be a great luthier and excellent teacher, but, if Guitar Center was properly unionized, well, it would be a shitload more respectable to pick up some gear there that the smaller guys won't bother with, and everybody would win.  Except Bain Capital.  They would lose, and that would fuckin' rock!