Virag's Movie Reviews: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

This movie was amazing!  It was amazing that they managed to make a flick that was even dumber and less-substantial than the first one--that shoulda' been fucking impossible!  Channing Tatum had the right idea; I'm sure he was all sorts of pissed when they added those completely unrelated scenes with The Rock long after photography was complete--he probably expected for his character to die before the opening credits.  Somebody needed to explain to the idiots who greenlit this thing that trading in most of the actors in your movie for a wrestler and a cardboard cutout of Bruce Willis napping was not a good business plan.  (I have to assume that Jonathan Pryce lost a bet.)  Plus, it looked really cheap, even in comparison to the first one, and that's fucking sad.  Sharknado had an excuse but not this thing.