Breaking News: Poll Finds Obama The Blackest President In American History

Yeah, Obama, there's something different about him. He's the worst ever.  Jesus fucking christ, America is full of cracker assholes.  As bad as Obama has been, his wretchedness has been maddeningly typical, and the only thing that makes him so much worse for the racist teabaggers and other assorted assholes out there is the fact that he's not properly colored.