Damn Fools Don't Know Shit About Kids Bikes

Idiots.  They don't know shit about shit.  I am an unwilling expert on the art of kid's bikes.  Sure, it helps that my kid is super tall, but decent kid's bikes are out there, and you don't have to mail-order some overpriced, no-name garbage sight-unseen in order to fit a kid on a decent bike.  All you gotta do is look around--the internets and Craigslist are your friends--and visit some shops, and you'll figger it out.