Fatbikes Are Cool Because I Know A 9 Year Old Who Wants One

She's not gettin' one, but she loves to look at them in bike shops.  She can't quite understand that it doesn't really snow enough anymore to have one unless you live on Arrakis--plus the fact that they fit really large with 25 pounds of rubber on 'em.  I can see having a fatbike if you just gotta have another bike or if you are that ironic hipster clown who uses it as his or her only mountain bike.