Virag's Movie Reviews: Red Dawn (2012)

You can't make a flick called Red Dawn without the lunacy of addle-headed reactionary fuckwit creep John Milius.  You can't.  And you shouldn't.  While this new thing certainly made as little sense as the first one, and was every bit as unintentionally hilarious, it lacked the verve of a true fascist Reaganite moron at the helm.  Without Milius, all you have left is the mundane stupid.  And that's no fun, especially at PG-13.