Who Needs Football When We Have The NFL?

Roger Goodell brought his ass-clown road show into town today, and his performance did more to spread brain damage than any linebacker.  As of now, the craven incompetence of Goodell and the league along with the malfeasance of the low-lifes amongst the players are waayyy more entertaining than any game could ever be, so let's declare a head trauma free season, cancel football, and just watch the NFL implode for our fill of all-American entertainment.