Fuck You Don Surber, Fuck You West Virginia

IT'S THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!  If you're a brainless dickwad.  Otherwise the liberal media is a clever fiction dreamed up by the syphilitic paranoids nuzzling Nixon's crusty ballsack in the 70s.  This vile bastard Surber is the one and only columnist in that shitty paper in Charleston, so that pretty much means that Daily Mail in Charleston, West Virgina was perfectly content to have an ignorant racist asshole like Don Surber be their standard bearer.