Scott Walker: Another Greasy Republican Shitstain Who Will Never Be President

Scott Walker, who looks like the creepy guy jerking off while watching fatties like Mike Huckabee fuck pigs in the basement of the KofC hall, is about to learn that the USA is not quite as stupid as Wisconsin.  Walker is a painfully dumb motherfucker, and gleeful Koch-sucker, but the worry is that Walker is too fucking dim-witted to be sufficiently entertaining during the campaign.  Maybe Huckabee and Trump will get a pig-fucking party going, and Walker can jack off live on the interwebs while begging fellow teabaggers for more money.  That could be oodles of fun.  If you're Todd Starnes.