Where The Fuck Is Herman Cain?

It's just not a real Republican, teabagging, Koch-sucking, dumb fuck party without Herman Cain.  Every other rancid fuckstick out there is running for the nomination, so why not someone as loathsome as last-year's-model Uncle Tom Herman Cain?  Come on, we'll get Bill O'Reilly to bring some women for you to sexually harass.