Well, Miracles Happen, And Only Megyn Kelly Could Make Lance Armstrong Look Good

Lance Armstrong is the uberest of uber-douches, but Megyn Kelly having a dipshit hissy fit over him on her screeching racist shit show almost kinda makes him seem like the good guy.  "Cheater" and "Liar" sound very funny coming out of the mouth of a raving screech harpy like Kelly.  I guess that's the unified theory we all need: Megyn Kelly is a bigger shitstain than anyone on the planet, even Lance Armstrong, and thus Megyn Kelly will make any fucking dirtbag and/or lowlife sleezeball seem sympathetic in comparison.