Jade Helm 15 will be the start of making America a better place. I'm still pissed that some of the good guys blabbed to the teabaggers about this plan, because we know that those fucking morons could never figure this stuff out on their own.
It's all good, though, because now that is begun, they can't stop it. We're taking their guns. We're outlawing their superstitious beliefs in false gods. We're locking them up in Wal-Mart reeducation camps. We're gonna take their kids and teach 'em science and literature and tolerance. We're gonna make 'em marry the gays. We're ridding America of their guns and ignorance and phoney gods. We're using our super-smart robots to find the teabaggers and round 'em up with our soldiers and black helicopters. The ninjas are there too, taking guns and burning bibles. Finally!
This is the America we always wanted, without teabaggers and guntards and inbred cracker fuckwits, without the south, without Republicans.
One nation under Obama, President for Life!
GO JADE HELM!!
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