Chris Christie is amazingly good at being the second banana, the lunkheaded bully kicking the shit out of cripples and morons like Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz in order to curry favor with the star quarterback. Trump has already really benefited from Christie's endorsement, and with the final insult coming on Tuesday, Christie will soon be sunning his bloated carcass in the sun in Bali, collecting that sweet Trump check and grossing out all the other sorry fuckers on the beach.
The reporting tonight is that Trump has had this endorsement for a few days but was waiting for the right moment. Fucking brilliant. Trump's a titanic douche, but he is either a political genius or a political idiot-savant. Either way, Trump's fucking good at this shit.
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