'The Preppie Connection' Is Your Boarding School Fantasy For 2016 Or 1984

Based on a true story, but apparently very loosely based.  The actual story is way more interesting, along with sad and stupid, than the flick is probably gonna be.  Plus the real story has disgusting Bill Clinton content.  I bet that shit won't be in the movie.  Regardless, the movie is the sort of thing that makes Andover and St. Paul's say thank the gods it wasn't us this time.