Life Could Be Worse: You Could Have Bought A PureSalem Guitar

Jesus, what a fucking shit show.  This company is supposed to have a better quality control even though the instruments are made in Korea, but this guitar is a fucking piece of garbage.  And it costs a fucking grand!  Gigalbe right out of the box?  Not quite.  No amount of interwebs horseshit and ass-kissing can overcome this Canadian reality horror extravaganza.