Trump's Doing It, He's Destroying The Republican Party!

Watching Rubio and Cruz flail pathetically at the invader while Trump zips up his rubber Godzilla suit as he gets ready to stomp on the 1/100 scale Tokyo that is the Republican Party primary contest tomorrow, America finally sees the delicious reality of what Trump is doing.  Nothing is going to be left of the Republican Party or the Republican brand when Trump is finally done with them.  He's not merely killing the host, he's dismantling the nest and dissolving the individual pieces into a foul-smelling slime.  This is the ultimate devastation of a major political party in the modern era.  Why is Trump doing this?  For fun?  To help the nation and the society and the whole fucking world by destroying the rancid evil that is the Republican Party?  Because he's a deranged narcissist?  Because he's a shameless vulgarian?  Because Trump, Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton have been a once-or-twice-a-year polyamorous triad fuckfest since the 90s?  We may never know the answer to these questions, but we are gods-damned grateful for the beautiful outcome and will tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?