How Long Till Trump Demands We Watch HIS Sex Tape In The Middle Of The Night?

You know he's got 'em--though his sex tapes are probably mostly him jerking his tiny flaccid wiener onto a mirror while his daughter watches--and it is just a matter of time till a sleepless, coke-addled Trump demands that exceptional America watch his sex tape instead of sleeping.  This is what Twitter was made for, folks.  Jesus loves you.