If Hillary Don't Steal The Election, Mark Kirk For Secretary Of State!

He's a perfect Republican, and the exceptional man America needs!  He'll fit right in with President for Life Trump because he's too stupid to keep his mouth shut when he (wrongly) thinks he's gonna drop a sick burn on some bitch--but at least Kirk can blame the stroke!  Mush-head Kirk was so proud of that stupid racist quip, but unfortunately the tape cuts off before you can hear his campaign chairman shooting himself in the head backstage.