That Fucking Al Smith Dinner Is A Gods-Damned Atrocity

If ever there was a need for some legit supernatural ass-kicking or simply a well-placed micrometeorite, those disgusting queers and pedophiles putting on that creepy shindig are screaming for it.  Too bad Clinton wasn't cool enough to spend the whole thing talking about rapy priests and how everyone will be getting free abortions weekly when she's president right after she starts taxing every church in the land.