'Red Barchetta' Is Still The Most Risibly Insipid 'Rock' Song Ever

Dumber than anything Zeppelin crapped out--not really, as Led Zeppelin is the dumbest band ever, but still, yeah--dumber than 'Slide It In' and 'Cherry Pie'.  Laughingly bombastic and embarrassingly idiotic, 'Red Barchetta' is fucking objectivist drool at its lowest.  Probably Alan Greenspan's favorite song.