He'll kick 'em in the cunt till they do what he tells 'em. Trump knows how to handle hurricanes and women.
Plus, I gotta give mad props to Heat Street for being the funniest fucking unhinged right-wing lunatic parody site I've seen in a while. It's pretty fucking good. Almost as good as Landover Baptist, Commieblaster, Christwire, and Fox "News". Kudos, boys. Very funny stuff.