African Elephants Charging Hunters Is The Best Political News Of This Or Any Century

Let us pray to jesus fucking christ on a moped who loves us so fuckng much that African elephants invent their versions of the shotgun and the flamethrower over the weekend and decide to get some beautiful bloody retribution.  Maybe the tide is turning and the good guys and good elephants will start fighting back against the bad guys and vile fascist GOP elephants.  Please, jesus?  Thanks, Trump!