Well-Executed Long-Form Gossip Kids Piece Describing Just How Fucking Awful North Carolina Is

Spoiler alert: North Carolina was always a shithole.  Sure, they had their University and their Duke and their NC State, but North Carolina's soul was a blackened, revanchist husk of purely evil ignorance.  The entire South is a cancer on the Republic.  When the Dems were the racist establishment in the South, the people were lock-stepped Dems, and when the Dems embraced the slightest bit of racial tolerance, the South switched over to the vile racist GOP and became the most rock-ribbed fucking bastards the world had ever seen.  Lincoln's first sin was fighting to keep the traitors in the Union and his second sin was not slaughtering the entirety of the traitorous white filth in the old Confederacy once the war was over.