Nikki Haley Is Suddenly So Very Fucking Sick Of All The Winning! MAGA!!

Something is fucked up about crazy-eyed Nikki Haley and her very sudden, very politically awkward resignation.  Sure, it could be that she owes a metric fuckton of money to Greasy Enzo the local legbreaker, but if not, then she is a woman in an outright panic about something else.  Neither Pompeo nor Bolton knew this shit was coming, so it's clear the orange shitgibbon didn't have any fucking idea.  Politically this is a nightmare for the GOP--anyone with any sense would have told Haley to wait five weeks to announce this--and it looks just as bad for Haley herself because now it's clear she's got a yuge problem somewhere.  (One might even venture that perhaps Haley had some problem with Trump and Bart O'Kavanaugh, but Haley is way too gross of a fucking reactionary shitheel to care about a drunken, rapey liar being Trump's new best friend.)  Winning!  Bigly!!  Thanks, Trump.