The Proud Boys Are Fabulous Closet Cases

Sure, the Proud Boys are creepy, frail, weird, little, sad, racist, revanchist losers, but you cannot discount the obvious appeal for many/most of them of finally getting some of the validation from other men that these fools crave.  Let's face it, the Proud Boys are not looking to attract the girls.  They're fags, even if some of them can't admit it.  And in a just world, nobody would care, and they would be free to live out all their call me by my name fantasies, but in the nasty, bigoted, racist world of the Proud Boys, their hidden desires for throbbing, veiny man meat would be a very big, hard problem.  That's what we call funny.  Thanks, Trump!