Before Vernon Felton Hit The Specialized Lottery, He Wrote Some Dumb Shit

Yes, it was four and one-half years ago, but VU content!  In 2014!  Jesus.  The Velvet Underground is a touchstone for pop culture relevant hipness in the second decade of the 21st century.  Hack hack hack.  Whatevs.  But Felton really steps in it over the purported innovation of Gary Fisher's genitals geometry, and while he does mention that Fisher did not actually come up with that idea, Felton fails to use the words "Arrow Racing" or "Eastern Woods Research" or "Nevil Devil".  That's fucking bullshit.  Felton was a purported professional bicycle magazine writer and editor, but he didn't know any of that?  Really?  Fucking great!