You Remember Those Horrible Trek Y Bikes And The Goofy And Awful Sweet Spot Bikes

DON'T LIE TO ME, BRETT KAVANAUGH, YOU MOTHERFUCKING RAPEY WEASEL!

Anywho, those Sweet Spot bikes and the fakes like the Trek and Fisher Y bikes were truly heinous things that sucked major donkey balls hard.  What a genius idea it was to have the suspension lock out every time you got knocked off the saddle!  Winning!