Seriously, what the actual fuck? What is Ritchie Blackmore doing with this insanity? The goofy outfits, the weird faux-medieval music and instruments? Is this a long-form performance art prank? I mean, the man is turning 75 this year and has been doing this Blackmore's Night bit since 1997! That's commitment! Blackmore's Night seems to be a vanity project of Candice Night, but can anyone have that magical of a pussy? Jesus. They perform at Renaissance fairs! An elderly Ritchie Blackmore dresses up in a dumb costume and huge-ass curly wig and plays music at Renaissance fairs!! I have no way to process this fucked-up version of reality, but I want the answer before Boomer Remover makes all this sort of wicked bizarre old-people shit moot.
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