Joe Tacopenis Is Every Bit The Greasy Bagger Legal Genius Scalia Was

Joe Tacopenis is a guinea intellect of Sam Alito-proportions!

Italians.

Let 'em make-ah de spicy meata-ball

But never let 'em be lawyers or judges.

Italian Heritage(tm) makes you dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.