Off All The Spoiled Brats From Outside Boston Who Were Indie Musicians Now Pushing 60, The Only One Who Amounted To Anything Was J Mascis

And J Masics is, well, uh...

AND we got Sebadoh out of it!

But Evan Dando, Juliana Hatfield, all those assholes turned out to be not much.

Whoopsie.

Good thing your dad was a doctor or some shit.

Got you into tv.  Got your sister that job as a bigtime magazine writer or whatever.

Dinosaur Jr., good.  Lemonheads and the rest, who cares?

Slimy Bob would be wicked proud of his boy.