Sunday, November 18, 2012

One Year Ago Today

everyone loves a lovely bicycle!

nice bike blog here called lovely bicycle!  she has lots of info about commuter bikes, 3-speeds, classic frames, and cats with intelligent-but-not-overbearing writing and excellent photographs.  she took inspiration from sheldon brown, always a good thing for an easy-going bike geek, and reading her prose for a while you also feel the wavelets of grant petersen's ambient influence in the gentle zeitgeist.  overall, a fine job with none of the landmines of disagreement and hate you often find in certain less-reputable warrens on the interwebs, even bicycle ones! 

tucker carlson's pitiful genetic shortcomings

tucker carlson, who himself appears to be a santorum baby sired by rich lowry on an especially dim-witted lizard or amphibian, seeds a pathetic lineage on the embarrassing shit stain he calls a website.  (warning: follow link and your brain begins to dissolve unless you are sufficiently inoculated, i.e. blind drunk.)  the story of the millionaires is especially sad but in a giggly schadenfreude way because even michelle fields should have known just how inane her question sounded as well as how puerile she looked in the clip, but she obviously did not and babbled on while the camera refused to show her any pity--she could not have looked any more inappropriate and out of place if she had been drawing pictures of bunnies on the walls with her own fresh excrement.  perhaps she should not be blamed however because she is apparently pretty much hopeless.  she works for the vile fuckwad carlson.  and she did after all go to pepperdine university which is little better than a motorcycle mechanics school whose sole existence depends on stealing student loan money.  she also joined the hilariously wrong-headed students for liberty--which started as a workshop for special needs children funded by the koch brothers.  now, i'm sure she's very nice, and a lovely young woman, though stunningly unintelligent, criminally uneducated, and abhorrently spoiled and unsophisticated, and none of that excuses her in the slightest for also being an absolute fucktard.




santorum baby, just in case

just in case the newt's bloated-hindenburg campaign crashes and burns early, and we get another one of these douchenozzles spurting up, remember exactly what a santorum baby is. 

follow the blue arrows to the nearest suicide booth

if you're sure you have exact change and need more incentive to find blissful silence and final peace in a suicide booth, click through on this gem and read some of the teabagger-jesus-freak-asshole-esque comments.  some of them are snarky parody, but given the state of our nation, i'm sure more than a few of those dumb fuckers are serious.  it's highly unlikely we as a species will ever extricate our heads from our asses, and the suicide booth will rank as our greatest innovation.

spin up the jump engines

maybe we will get the fuck outa' this dump someday

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