Now We Say Goodbye To Marco Rubio, The Most Entertainingly Pathetic Loser In American Political History

Rubio has always sucked titanic moose cock, and anyone actually paying attention knew his presidential campaign would never get traction anywhere in our blighted land.  But my gods, Rubio has been even more hilariously inept than even I would have ever believed.  Make no mistake, Rubio is loathsome conservative cocksucker, but his astounding incompetence as a candidate has overwhelmed his frightening ignorance and black-hearted evil.  So, now we say bye-bye to risible dullard, fatuous shitstain, religious maniac, and bathetic assclown Marco Rubio, a man stupid enough to give up his Senate seat in a hopeless bid for the Republican nomination, hoping for ourselves and our children we never have to hear from him again in our gods-damned America.  Fuck off and die, loser.  Nobody ever liked you.  You are a fucking disgrace.