Birdie Sanders For President

This is the most fucking chill sparrow in North America.  Exceptionally chill sparrow.  Any bird that got that close to Trump would probably be poisoned by all the shit Trump puts in his hair.  If a bird got that close to Cruz, he'd feel-up the bird and then try to fuck it apparently--as long as his wife wasn't looking.

Where's birdsrightsactivist when you need him for veep?