Ted Rall Would Make An Excellent Press Secretary For President Trump

Good pay AND a front-row seat for the non-stop calamity that will be the Trump administration.  Rall would be perfectly placed and in possession of the ideal temperament to be the face of Trump and talk us through the most exceptional days of America ever.  Glorious President Trump shouldn't want a yes-man as his mouthpiece and should appreciate that Rall will be laughing all the way down the slope straight to hell.