Saturday, March 19, 2016

The Republican Party Wishes The Lead Singer Of Stryper Was Running Instead Of Ted Cruz

Michael Sweet would have had a better chance of getting the Republican nomination than Ted Cruz ever did.  Sweet is a yuge christian wackjob but not nearly as replusive as Cruz.  Plus the 1980s poodle-hair wig is way more attractive than anything Ted Cruz could possibly manage on his best day.


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