Seriously, You're Def Not Yale Material

Yale's not for you. Or Harvard.  Yale and Harvard and all the rest are only for the few, the very few, and those folks aren't you.  Or me.  Or statistically, they don't exist.  Except they do.  And if Yale or Harvard let five or 10 percent of each class be the truly intelligent, intellectual students and not just more of the mundane spawn of the 0.1% who can write a check, well, be happy for that you shitheel peasant bastard.  It's more than they used to do.