Donald Trump Is Just Fucking With The Republican Party Now

After his wild rampage tonight, Trump decided to whip out his yuge dick and hit everyone in sight right across the face with the scabrous noodle on wordwide cable tee vee.  Trump gives no fucks at all now--he knows he's their king, and he will make every single one of those motherfuckers eat his shit with a smile on their faces.  He owns them.  They'll feast on rancid steak and drown their nightmares with mouldy wine on the days Trump does not bless them with yet another yuge Trumpshit sandwich, but be it Trump shit or Trump steaks, the Republican Party will chow it down greedily till they choke to death on it.