Please Jesus, Let Us Have Mittens As The Futile Anti-Trump

Mittens Romney, a failed son, a certified loser, a clueless hypocrite, a repugnant shitstain, is the perfectly risible fatuous asswhipe to fail to stop the Trump kaiju rampage.  The rank and file Republican voters hate Romney, and nobody would have less of a chance to derail the Trump express.  But oh fuck it will be all kinds of fun to watch, so please, jesus, do us a solid just this once you fucking asshole.  Give us the Mittens so we can watch Trump wipe his ass with him right there at the convention.