Alabama's Governor Sucks At Phone Sex

He's like a thousand years old--make him stop.  He sucks at that game.  Robert Bentley is yet another perfect family-values Republican creepster violating all the bullshit "morals" he pretends are oh so important, but he needs use sign language or something to make his girlfriend all wet and sticky so we don't have to listen to it.  Maddow was all over this shit show tonight, and it wasn't offensive at all, simply sad.  Very sad.  Funny.  But very sad.  And funny.