But Maybe It's The Fucking Red Sox Who Are Making America Great Again

It's a gods-damned miracle!  With all the terrible shit going on, with Trump and Hillary and the rest of those disgusting fucks this election year, are the Red Sox the ones who are saving America?  Will an exceptionally ignominious dismantling by the Tribe be enough to rescue America in 2016?  Let's hope so!  Is David Price being a shitty, overpaid, and entirely predictable embarrassing choke artist the thing that makes America truly great?  Let's pray to motherfucking jesus christ it is!