This NJ Basketball Story Is A Shining Example Of Exceptional American Greatness Again

Fuck yeah!  What this enterprising coach needs is a bigger house.  Where he can keep more players.  Maybe with a big yard.  And they can work at gardening when they're not doing basketball.  They can probably help the intrepid leader earn some cash money with their gardening.  We just have to help him out and make sure those players don't run away.  It takes a village to win at basketball.  If you see those kids running anywhere but the basketball court, send 'em back to the plantation house.  I am the Republican Man of the Year.